Welcome to Absolute Pundemonium
The ultimate destination for puns and pun contests
Random Pun Generator
Why don’t mathematicians use knives to eat prime rib? They know it can’t be divided!
Tip: Click the button above to get a fresh pun anytime!
How It Works
1. Join
Create your free account to start participating in pun contests and voting.
2. Submit
Share your best puns in contests or contribute to our master pun collection.
3. Win
Vote for the best puns and compete to become the ultimate pun champion!